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Stewart Lee on Why My Grandad Hates The Japanese
For my granddad, I think crisps became a symbol of freedom, of liberty, and, um... When he got out of that Japanese prisoner-of-war camp, the first thing he did, he went on an insane crisps bender. And in one day, he had 4 bags of crisps.... more

Eddie Izzard - I'm an Atheist
I used to be an agnostic and now I'm an atheist. I'm all for spirituality and I think there's a lot of religious people who've got a certain something. And I believe in us. I don't believe in God. I believe in us, human beings. But if God... more

Bill Hicks the First Iraq War
The most amazing thing about the war is obviously the disparity of casualties: Iraq - 150 THOUSAND casualties, USA... 79. Lets go through those numbers again, ah, they're a little baffling at first glance. Iraq - 150 thousand, USA...... more

Bill Hicks on Flag Burning
That flag burning thing, god did that bring up some retarded emotions... The flag! The flag! They said we can burn the flag!!! they didn't say that, they said if a guy burns a flag he probably doesn't have to go to jail... For a f***ing... more

Bill Hicks the War on Drugs
George Bush [Snr] says we are losing the war on drugs... Well you know what that imply's... There's a war on drugs and people on drugs are winning it. Well what does that tell you about drugs? Some smart creative mutha f***er's on that... more