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Richard Pryor on Being Famous
One thing about a public toilet is if somebody recognize my ass. You know, cause you could go in the toilet all your life. You go in the toilet and take a s*** and nobody say nothin. They may make a face when you leave, right? But they see... more
Dane Cook discusses Public Toilets
I had to use a public restroom today. Isn't that the worst when you have to, god damb it! Why when you walk into a public restroom why is everything f***ing wet? There's puddles, waters all over the counter, it's dripping it's like being... more
Billy Connolly on Little Aeroplanes
I don't like those little Buddy Holly aeroplanes. I like the aeroplanes that go Bbbbbbrrrrrrrrrrrr they got toilets and cups of tea... "Another biscuit Mr Connolly?" That's flying! I don't like Ahhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh... more
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