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Dane Cook on Relationships (Brain Ninja) Part 1
You gotta find that right person and it is brutal, it really is, if you're in a relationship and you're with somebody awful, I call that a relations***. But it does happen. When you're with that person, you start arguing about nothing.... more
Frankie Boyle on NY Freedom Tower
The Americans want to build a big tower on the site of September the 11th. Freedom Tower they're going to call it but now apparently they're worried and they're looking at ways to try and make it terrorist proof. I think they should... more
Russell Peters on Terrorist verses Indian
Last summer I had the renew my passport. In Canada on your new passport photo you're not allowed to smile, that's the rule. This is their way of fighting terrorism. This is how their going to catch the terrorist, you can't smile. That's... more
Billy Connolly - Suicide Bombers
Suicide Bombing there's a bright idea. Every time there's a bang the worlds a w***er short. f***ing idiots! I want to see the instructor. "Right lads I'm only going to show you this once". f***ing pricks! And it depends on what newspaper... more
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