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4 out of 5 Russell Peters - Somebody Gonna Get-a-Hurt Real Bad Explicit quote warning Related videos
When I was growing up right. I grew up around a lot of black people. Which was fine cause the black people never picked on me. White kids? Not so friendly back then. But every now and then a white kind would come and hang out with us and we... more

4 out of 5 Robin Williams on Golf Explicit quote warning Related videos
Go drinking with a Scotsman. Cause you can't f***ing understand them before. You land in Scotland and they're going "Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah? Sure. Oh, f*** sure, eh? Sure! Oh sure, you dumb f***ing b***ard." And you realize how drunk... more

3 out of 5 Lenny Bruce - Are there any niggers here tonight? Explicit quote warning
What did he say? "Are there any niggers here tonight?" Jesus Christ, do you have to get that low for laughs? Have I ever told you about the schwartzer? Or spoke about the moulin john's? Are there any niggers? I know that one nigger that... more

4 out of 5 Bill Hicks the F-word Explicit quote warning
I don't fit in anywhere man and I don't agree with anything either. Not even what I just said, so I think you see the problem. I'm stranded without a f***ing clue and I'm going to say f*** eight million times so keep track somebody. My... more

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