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Dane Cook - Abducted by Aliens
One thing that I've always wanted to do ever since I was little. I've always want to be abducted by a UFO. Yeah, sometimes I just go hang out in the woods. I'm just waiting for that blue light... "Ahh!" That's how they suck you up by a beam... more
Dane Cook on Car Alarms
I love it when it's late at night, and you're in bed, and you're nice and cosy and you're watching your favorite shows, for me Justice Files. That's my favorite show. People say "Dane why do you love the show?" It's simple it's because... more
Stewart Lee on Alien Abduction
The Russians were the first to put a living creature in space, the dog Laika, in space, end of the 50's. That dog went up there, orbited the earth twice and no preparations were made to return it safely and it shot down through the ozone... more
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