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Dave Chappelle on Weed
I've stopped smoking weed... with black people. You didn't let me finish, motherf***ers. God damn. I'm sorry, black people to break the news so publicly. But I can't smoke with you any more. Every time I smoke weed with my black friends.... more
Dave Allen on Giving Up Smoking
I have given it up. I'm a heavy smoker. I use to even smoke in between smokes. I've given it up. Totally changed. The most extraordinary thing about giving up smoking, to non-smokers I'm a convert. I've come over. I've joined them.... more
Bill Hicks on Non-smokers
The worst kind of non-smoker is the one where your smoking and they just walk up to you... Eeehhhhh eeehhhhh eeehhhhh. I always say s*** your lucky you don't smoke... That's a hell of a cough you got there. I smoke all day and don't cough... more
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