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Dane Cook on Grand Theft Auto
Here's when you know it's really really bad, when even the hookers in Grand Theft Auto ignore your car and walk away. The hookers in the game, then you have to follow them into an alley way, smash them with a mail box and steal their floating... more
Dave Chappelle on OJ Simpson
This is not the time to be a black star. They're locking all our stars up. Black celebrities. Its a witch hunt for us, man. God damn it. Its all OJ's fault. Ever since OJ got away, white people just been locking up our stars, one by one.... more
Dave Chappelle - Police Intermediary
You'll be walking down the street, and you'll see a group of black dudes walking. Not just any old black dudes we're talking you know... 'thugs'. And in the group they've got maybe one, two some times as many as three white guys with... more
Dave Chappelle on The Police
I'd be scared to talk to the police when I'm sleepy, you'd f*** around and give the wrong idea. Thump! "That nigga was on PCP Johnson! I had to use necessary force! You saw him. No, no paper work... Just sprinkle some crack on him and lets... more
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