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Frankie Boyle on NY Freedom Tower
The Americans want to build a big tower on the site of September the 11th. Freedom Tower they're going to call it but now apparently they're worried and they're looking at ways to try and make it terrorist proof. I think they should... more

Denis Leary on New York
And I am sick and tired for New York City taking the blame for the crime problem. You know, whenever you read a fact chart, it always says Detroit leads the world in rape and murder and everything else, but New York takes the blame. "New... more

Lewis Black on Living in New York City
I love New York City, the reason I live in New York City is it's the loudest city on the planet Earth. It's so loud I never have to listen to any of the s*** that's going on in my head. It's really loud, they literally have guys come with Jack... more

Bill Hicks on Penthouse Letters
You ever read those Penthouse letters? Those are pretty weird. Penthouse Forum: "I never believed your letters were true till I attended a large mid western collage in the South East." "On the first day of class I went to class and... more

Jackie Mason on Jewish Athletes
Jew's want to think they're athletes maybe in this country there are Jewish athletes but in the United States there's no Jewish athletes. They never get involved in athletic activities. That's why when they check into the hotel... more