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Bill Hicks on Gays in the Military
You never see my attitude in the press. That's what bugs me. You never see my point of view. For instance - gays in the military. Now, I don't know how y'all feel about it. Gays want to be in the military. Here's how I feel about it, alright?... more

Jack Dee on Soldiers Suing The Army
I hate the culture of suing don't you? You've got soldiers that are coming back from the war they're suing the army for christ sake cause they got shot at. What the bloody hell do you expect? At least sue the other army. The Americans.... more

Brian Regan on Military Inventions
Inventions intrigue me, I was reading about the Walkie Talkie and I read it was a military inventions, that surprised me, usually military stuff has strong names you know Apache Helicopter, Tomahawk missile. ...Walkie Talkie?... more

George Carlin on Abortion
Why? Why? Why? Why? Why is it that most of the people who are against abortion are people you wouldn't want to f*** in the first place? Boy these conservatives are really something aren't they? they're all in favour of the unborn. They... more

Bill Hicks the First Iraq War
The most amazing thing about the war is obviously the disparity of casualties: Iraq - 150 THOUSAND casualties, USA... 79. Lets go through those numbers again, ah, they're a little baffling at first glance. Iraq - 150 thousand, USA...... more