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Eddie Izzard - I'm covered in bees!
Beekeepers as well. Beekeepers, yes. They've gotta want to be. "I want to be a beekeeper! I wanna keep bees! Don't want them to get away, I wanna keep em! They have too much freedom. I want bees on elastic, so when they get pollen, they... more
Dane Cook on Killer Bees
There's certain ways when people they bit it and they show it on the news, you laugh. Like who gets killed by Bees? every time they come on the news, "Ahhhh a man was in Austin, killed by Bees". I just f***ing laugh! How do you get killed... more
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