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Russell Peters - Indians Invented Zero
Here's the thing about being cheap, our cheapness changed the world. See you may be there thinking: 'Well how did your cheapness change the world?' Well let me tell you how, because our cheapness actually benefited everybody. We're... more

Russell Peters on Louis Vuitton
Lets suppose there is a Louis Vuitton store. The Indian guy will walk past this Louis Vuitton store everyday of his life and will never step foot into it. "Like not even on their best sale will I be going in there. No thank you". Now Louis... more

Russell Peters on Indian Movies
I'll tell you why I don't like Indian movies. I have a reason. I like movies that are based on reality. That seem like they could happen. You know what I mean? When I walk out of the theatre I want to be able to look at my friend and go, s***,... more

Russell Peters - I'm Indian
All my life I've been identifying myself as an Indian man. I'm always like, I'm Indian. What are you? I'm Indian. Where you from? I'm Indian. What do you mean, where am I from? I'm Indian. And then I realised something. I was born and... more

Russell Peters on Terrorist verses Indian
Last summer I had the renew my passport. In Canada on your new passport photo you're not allowed to smile, that's the rule. This is their way of fighting terrorism. This is how their going to catch the terrorist, you can't smile. That's... more

Russell Peters on Gay Indians
About a month ago, I was watching TV with my dad, we were sitting in the living room watching TV. And the gay pride parade was on that weekend. And they were showing the parade right, and all of a sudden these three gay Indian guys came... more

Russell Peters - Indian Dad Speaking Jamaican
I felt bad for my dad cause he tried fitting in with my Jamaican friends when I was growing up. You don't want a man from India trying to speak like a Jamaican at any point during his life. My friends would be in the living room and my dad... more

Russell Peters - Start Beating Your Kids
I think one thing that separates immigrant families from the regular Canadian families you know. Does not matter where your parents are from, they weren't born in this country they will whoop your ass when you are growing up. It does... more