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4 out of 5 Jack Dee on Winning the Lottery Explicit quote warning
I deserve to win and I'll tell you why cause I'm the only person who will admit I will let it change my life, Ohh yes and how? I'll ring everyone up I know and say I don't want to know you any more OK. Bye. See we haven't had any fun winners that's... more

2 out of 5 Bill Cosby on Blackjack
I sat at a Blackjack table and I swear this guy ran off eleven hands straight. And this lady and I sitting at the table finally we just said look... Don't give us any more cards you just call out what you have and we'll throw you the money.... more

3 out of 5 Bill Cosby on Casinos
What you're after is their dollars but I happen to know that it's all on their side and if you don't think it is then just go out there and see where all the money is. I mean they make their own Chips lets face it. We don't make our own money.... more

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