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Eddie Izzard on Wikipedia
Wikipedia has pages on everything. There's almost nothing... Well, there was one thing I looked up and I couldn't find, but I cant remember what it is, so it probably doesn't matter. Everything is in Wikipedia. Run by Mr and Mrs Wikipedia,... more

Jack Dee on Tattoos
Tattoos get removed, for free, on the NHS (National Health Service, UK). Okay? No no no no bloody no. Not while I'm in charge, okay? You put them on, you take them off, alright? The most the NHS should offer, in this regard, is a crossing... more

Stewart Lee on Football Supporters
Ron Atkinson, the football manager, he got in trouble for calling a black footballer a lazy, thick nigger. Loads of people complained about it and then on May 17th, Jimmy Hill, the BBC-employed football commentator, came out in... more

Stewart Lee the March of the Mallards
The BBC still make the best nature documentaries. But the most successful nature documentary of all time is actually the worst nature documentary of all time, and that is March of the Penguins. David Attenborough wouldn't make... more

Stewart Lee on Woolworths Closing
You should have known when Woolworths and MFI and Zavvi all went down in the same week. If you're of a certain age, you probably have nostalgic memories of Woolworths. It probably means a lot to you. You used to go into Woolworths on... more

George Carlin on Backwards Baseball Hats
White guys, over ten years of age who wear their Baseball hats backwards. White guys let me tell you something... You're never going to be as cool as black guys... You're white... and you're lame. It's a f***ing law of nature. Turning... more