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2 out of 5 Richard Pryor on Farting Explicit quote warning
I use to wonder was I the only one in the world that farted. I use to think that man and I use to really get up tight about that man. Cause I couldn't imagine anybody else doing it, you know. Cause it's such a natural thing, but it never happens... more

4 out of 5 Jack Dee on Farts
You know I always assumed there would be a point when I would stop laughing at farts. It hasn't happened. I'm 35 years old and I haven't grow out of it. I was at a funeral 4 months ago and there was a quiet moment during the service for reflection... more

3 out of 5 Stewart Lee on Why Farts are Funny Explicit quote warning
That is the international baseline of all humour. Farts. You can be as sophisticated as you like, but you have to admit farts are funny. You go, No, we don't actually agree. I saw a hilarious satirical cartoon in the New Statesman at... more

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