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Jackie Mason on Dating Fraud
I have a girlfriend. My girlfriend to me is the most wonderful, most remarkable person to me in the world. That's to me, but to my wife... An average guy makes a date with a girl, right away he has to spend 100, 200, 500, 900, I make a date... more
Jackie Mason on Ronald Reagan
I wanna thank god for this democracy, it's like Ronald Reagan said, and he said a brilliant thing... and don't think it's easy for Ronald Reagan to say a brilliant thing. Don't get nervous, I'm not going to make fun of the president... more
Dane Cook on Drive-thrus
I took a ladies order one time I'll never forget this I go "Mam, that'll be three seventy five, drive around". And there's like this long pause and she goes... "Where do I go?". Where do you go? You follow the one f***ing road your on to... more
Brian Regan on Chef Boyardee
I eat like a kid. I like Chief Boyardee. Their Ravioli, but they have some stuff I've never seen in the real Italian food world. You ever been in a nice Italian restaurant? Hi how are you? Ummm id like to start with a nice bottle of Chanti... more
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