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George Carlin on Religion
In the bulls*** department, a business man can't hold a candle to a clergyman. Cause I gotta tell you thee truth folks, I gotta to tell you the truth, when it comes to bulls***. Big time, major league bulls***, you have to stand in awe... more
Stewart Lee on Ironik
It's very stressful living in London. There was a rapper in London, one of these rappers that they have now. You've seen them, er... On adverts and things, and, um, his name was Ironik, I R O N I K was how he'd spelt it. And last November,... more
Denis Leary on New York
And I am sick and tired for New York City taking the blame for the crime problem. You know, whenever you read a fact chart, it always says Detroit leads the world in rape and murder and everything else, but New York takes the blame. "New... more
Eddie Izzard on The Lords Prayer
You've got the lord's prayer, you can see that every Sunday, "We will now mumble the lord's prayer. Our father... charlie charlie, charlie charlie charlie". There's no joy, no life in there. The vicar should say improvise the lord's... more
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