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4 out of 5 Stewart Lee on the BP Oil Crisis Explicit quote warning
People feel like they're defined by where they live, where they're from. Americans, for example, are very proud of being from America. I used to love the Americans, but I went off them last year, the Americans, because of them all... more

5 out of 5 Dave Allen on Banks Explicit quote warning
Tell you what my pet hate in life is... Banks. I really do. I loathe banks as they stand now. When I was a young man you'd never borrow money. You might borrow a few quid from a few friends go and have a drink or go to the cinema or something... more

4 out of 5 Dave Allen on Flying Explicit quote warning
When I fly I don't want to care about wide seats, short seats, reclining seats. How much booze they're going to give me, what food I'm getting, when I fly, three things I want to know: Will the plane take off. When it's up in the air, will... more

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