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Eddie Izzard on Wikipedia
Wikipedia has pages on everything. There's almost nothing... Well, there was one thing I looked up and I couldn't find, but I cant remember what it is, so it probably doesn't matter. Everything is in Wikipedia. Run by Mr and Mrs Wikipedia,... more

Eddie Izzard on Apple Mac Updates
I have an Apple Macintosh computer, very sort of touchy, sexy, feely. And you open it up and... in the old days, porn would take forever to download. Do you remember that? Friends tell me. Friends who can spell porn. Well, it was...... more

George Carlin on Digital Purgatory
They have an application in the computer called Outlook or Contacts or Address Book or something like that. So they keep all the information in the computer, and they sync it up with their phone every day or every other day. So now instead... more

Brian Regan on Flying
How come the first class people they can just get on when ever they want? I've always hated that. "First class people board at your leisure, take your time first class people. Coach class people no sit scuz, no wait little piggies."... more

Jackie Mason on Bill Gates
You think more people are happy for Bill Gates or a little nauseous? Gentiles probably happy for him cause they never expected to get that rich. Gentile has a job, he's making a living, he's happy. But every Jew gets jealous cause every... more