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Russell Peters on Louis Vuitton
Lets suppose there is a Louis Vuitton store. The Indian guy will walk past this Louis Vuitton store everyday of his life and will never step foot into it. "Like not even on their best sale will I be going in there. No thank you". Now Louis... more

Eddie Izzard on Apple Mac Updates
I have an Apple Macintosh computer, very sort of touchy, sexy, feely. And you open it up and... in the old days, porn would take forever to download. Do you remember that? Friends tell me. Friends who can spell porn. Well, it was...... more

Jack Dee on Tattoos
Tattoos get removed, for free, on the NHS (National Health Service, UK). Okay? No no no no bloody no. Not while I'm in charge, okay? You put them on, you take them off, alright? The most the NHS should offer, in this regard, is a crossing... more

Robin Williams on Viagra
They've got a drug to make you harder than Chinese algebra. Grandpa can have wood again. "I don't need the walker!" I see that! And your grandmothers going s***! "I thought the war was over! Get me a tetanus shot, if you're gonna stick... more

Russell Peters - Start Beating Your Kids
I think one thing that separates immigrant families from the regular Canadian families you know. Does not matter where your parents are from, they weren't born in this country they will whoop your ass when you are growing up. It does... more