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4 out of 5 Brian Regan on Hospitals - Part 2 Related videos
Nurse finally comes in "How are you doing tonight?" "I'm on a gurney. Do you have a pain killer or something? This is killing me." So she goes "How would you describe your pain?" "It's killing me. I don't know if you remember that part.... more

4 out of 5 Bill Hicks on Childbirth Explicit quote warning Related videos
They say childbirth is hard on a woman. I think it's harder on the kid. You just don't get to hear their side till they're thirteen... Then they're just p***ed, they forgot why. Think about childbirth your first nine months alive,... more

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