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Stewart Lee on Australians
Australians are very proud of being from Australia. It's an interesting country, Australia. In Australia it's illegal not to vote. Australia has a compulsory democracy. Bizarrely, it's compulsory to vote in a country where the... more
Dave Chappelle on the Michael Jackson Trial
The kid said he's dying of cancer, he was in Make-a-wish Foundation. He claims he had two weeks to live and it was his dying wish... to meet Michael Jackson. Come on, man, give me a f***ing break. This kid is ten years old, he don't remember... more
Bill Hicks on Ronald Reagan
John Kennedy, murdered. Gandhi, murdered. Martin Luther King, murdered. Jesus, murdered. Reagan... wounded. Cancer eight times, no that f***er still walks doesn't he? That guy is Jason man. If you could take of that hockey mask... more
Denis Leary on Dieing
Most people think, "Life sucks, and then you die." I disagree. I think life sucks, then you get cancer. Then you go into chemotherapy. You lose all your hair, you feel bad about yourself. Then all of the sudden the cancer goes into remission.... more
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