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4 out of 5 Jack Dee on Builders
It's not always an advantage to be recognised when walking down the street. I recon I now know what's it's like to be a woman. Builders are the worse aren't they ladies? I don't know what it is about builders they can not keep their mouth... more

4 out of 5 Eddie Izzard - Death or Plumbing?
The Daleks were my first monsters and they were very very scary and all kids knew as soon as they came on the tele you had to hide behind the furniture. We never actually watched the Daleks we just listened to Radio 4 version of the Daleks.... more

5 out of 5 Eddie Izzard on Stone Henge Labour Issues Explicit quote warning
Building a henge are we? That's a fantastic idea. It's a marvellous religion the druids have got, yes. A lot of white clothing, I like that. They'd smash out a huge stone and then they'd put tree trunks down to roll it along on... Help... more

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