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4 out of 5 Frankie Boyle on English Royalty Explicit quote warning
There's going to be a Royal wedding! Ironically I don't get a day off for the wedding as I work part time as an Al-Qaeda sniper. If William's marriage is half as happy as his mum and dad's then Kate might as well cut her own brake cables... more

5 out of 5 Bill Hicks the JFK Assassination Explicit quote warning Related videos
I love talking about Kennedy. I was just down in Dallas, Texas. y'know you can go down there to Dealey Plaza where Kennedy was assassinated. And you can actually go to the 6th floor of the Schoolbook Depository. It's a museum called:... more

3 out of 5 Denis Leary on the TV generation Explicit quote warning
I'm sick of my generation getting called the TV generation. "Well all you guys do is watch TV." What did you expect? We watched Lee Harvey Oswald get shot live on TV one Sunday morning, we were afraid to change the f***ing channel for... more

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