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Dane Cook - Abducted by Aliens
One thing that I've always wanted to do ever since I was little. I've always want to be abducted by a UFO. Yeah, sometimes I just go hang out in the woods. I'm just waiting for that blue light... "Ahh!" That's how they suck you up by a beam... more
Stewart Lee - Princess Diana
There's this kind of assumption from us here in Europe, particularly in Britain, where we look at Americas hysterical reaction to the 9th of November and we think, That wouldn't happen here because we're reasonable, sensible people... more
Stewart Lee on Alien Abduction
The Russians were the first to put a living creature in space, the dog Laika, in space, end of the 50's. That dog went up there, orbited the earth twice and no preparations were made to return it safely and it shot down through the ozone... more
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