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If you're under forty, you know, why are you watching this, really? It's not for you, is it? Just a bloke talking about stuff. You've got your own things, haven't you? You've got your own things. You've got, er... Call Of Duty 2. And BBC Three, you're supposed to watch BBC Three. There's all... Fast music on there and... Lots of comedians called Russell all jumping about... Talking about nunchuckers and grimestep, and it's not for you. It's not aimed at you, is it? But, you know, if you are... If you are under forty, then material about having children is irrelevant to you anyway because no-one under forty is going to have kids in this country (UK) ever again, because everyone under 40's grown up thinking that internet pornography is normal sex. If you're a young woman watching this, and you're trying to get pregnant, it won't happen if eleven men stand round you in a ring... Directing their... Attention... On to your face... Whilst casting doubt on your virtue... In guttural American accents.
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Stewart Lee, 2010
Suggested by Tom
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