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Bill Cosby
VW Beetles, All Children have Brain Damage, Mirrors Over the Bed, Noah: Right!, Blackjack, Casinos, Children Are Truthful.

Bill Hicks - 2 3 4
How's your Job?, Girlfriends, Advertising, Blue Dot, JFK Assassination, Gays in the Military, Snooker, Sex Phone Lines, Goober Dads, Heathers Two Mommies. more

Billy Connolly
Womens Demands, Algebra, Limited Vocabulary, Suicide Bombers, Little Aeroplanes, Scottish Bunk Beds.

Brian Regan - 2
Hospitals - Part 1, Hospitals - Part 2, Refrigerators, Spelling Bee, Kids Party Games, Reading, Donut Ladies, Fig Newtons, Military Inventions, Flying. more

Dane Cook - 2 3
Relationships (Brain Ninja) Part 1, Relationships (Brain Ninja) Part 2, Grand Theft Auto, Suicide Notes, Abducted by Aliens, Cheating, the Creepy Guy at Work, Kids Names, Car Alarms, Monopoly. more

Dave Allen - 2
Fathers and Daughters, Directions in Ireland, Banks, Flying, Giving Up Smoking, Irish Wakes, Religious School, Facts About Skin, First Blessing, Gray Hairs. more

Dave Chappelle - 2
Sesame Street, Taken to the Ghetto, Celebrity Worship, Run! George Washington, AIDS and Monkeys, OJ Simpson, I Want Some Grape Drink, the Michael Jackson Trial, Political Affiliations, Weed. more

Denis Leary
New York, NyQuil and Sudafed, No MTV, CTV, Coffee Flavored Coffee, the TV generation, Dieing.

Eddie Izzard - 2
I'm covered in bees!, Dyslexia, I'm an Atheist, Wikipedia, Apple Mac Updates, Building Empires, The Lords Prayer, Death or Plumbing?, Death Star Canteen, Stone Henge Labour Issues. more

Ellen DeGeneres
Judging a Situation, Your Ass Looks Fabulous, Fakin' It.

Frankie Boyle
English Royalty, Television Being Faked, Animal Extinctions, NY Freedom Tower, Scotland.

George Carlin - 2
Religion, All-Suicide Channel, Education, Digital Purgatory, Getting Old, Well-Wishers After a Bereavement, Loosing Things, Abortion, Dahmer and McVeigh, the Ruling Class. more

Jack Dee - 2
Tattoos, Couples Rowing, Soldiers Suing The Army, Builders, Farts, Winning the Lottery, Dogs' Teddy, Rough Estates.

Jackie Mason
Dating Fraud, Ronald Reagan, Jews in Israel, Bill Gates, Jewish Athletes, Jewish Holidays.

Lenny Bruce
Kids Sniffing Aeroplane Glue, The Irish, Are there any niggers here tonight?.

Lewis Black
Religion, Starbucks, Living in New York City, Hurricanes.

Richard Pryor
Farting, Being Famous, Man Tries to Take Pussy, Knives, Heart Attacks.

Robin Williams
Viagra, Heart Surgery, Golf, Alcohol, Ronald Reagan, Diagnosing Cocaine Problems, Woman in Comfortable Shoes.

Roseanne Barr
Husbands, Fat Moms, Call for Chocolate Jihad, Diet Industry, Mommies Stash.

Russell Peters - 2
Indians Invented Zero, Louis Vuitton, Indian Movies, I'm Indian, Terrorist verses Indian, Dating a Porn Star, Dumb Neighbours, Gay Indians, Somebody Gonna Get-a-Hurt Real Bad, Indian Dad Speaking Jamaican. more

Sam Kinison
Being JFK, World Hunger, Disciples Calling in Sick, Jesus Coming Back.

Sarah Silverman
Birth Control, Not Enough Jewish Pornstars, Jesus is Magic, Anti Drug Slogans.

Stewart Lee - 2 3
Australians, the BP Oil Crisis, Ironik, Nunchuckers and Grimestep, Why My Grandad Hates The Japanese, Marketing Catholicism, Princess Diana, Football Supporters, Worcester Travelodge, Americans. more

Woody Allen
Down South, Eggs Benedict, Group Analysis Reunion, Death and the Afterlife, Vodka Ad.

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