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They say, you know, strippers, they end up being in porn. It's like a gateway job to porn. I don't know. What you gonna do? I'd never do it. And I could if I wanted to I've been approached. If I did it would be purely, you know, for political reasons. Because I do not think there are enough Jewish women represented in porn. Fuck my tokus! I'm a bad Jew. I'm a dirty Jew. Fucking dirty Jew. Fuck my fucking tokus. We have fun. Can I steal you? People think Jewish women aren't sexy. That's such a bullshit, you know. Put on a sexy negligee. I have a long neck, That's probably one of my best features. Out of many good features. But its. I've a very swan-like neck. And my neck is actually six inches long, completely flaccid. I'am cheating. I'm measuring from the base of my balls. I was watching porn and it was like series of vignettes and this one scene featured Ron Jeremy, very famous pornographic lesbian. And he, in the scene he's masturbating on to a lady. But I noticed that his pinky was out. And found out why he does that. I found out why he masturbates with his pinky out. It's because he's classy.
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Sarah Silverman, 2005
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