Sarah Silverman - Jesus is Magic

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Show quote | Sign In to save your setting (remove disclaimer). Photo of Sarah Silverman I wear this saint Christopher medal sometimes because I'm Jewish but my boyfriend is Catholic and it was just cute the way he gave it to me, you know. He said if it doesnt burn through my skin it will protect me. Who cares. Different religions, you know. I mean... I guess if you in time with an issue, I suppose would be like if you're having a baby. You got to figure out like how you wanna raise your baby. Or whatever, you know. Which wouldn't even still not be an issue for us because we'd be honest, you know. And just say, you know like Mammy is one of the chosen people and daddy believes that Jesus is magic. Thats not nice. You know Jesus is magic you know because he turn water to wine and he... I think he made the Stature of Liberty disappear. Or something. You know that Jews got all, you know they don't want. But then the Jesus movie came out, you know, and but now the Jews didnt want people to see it. Because they felt. Everybody blames the Jews for killing Christ and then the Jews try to pass it off on the Romans. I'm one of the few people that believes it was the blacks. I don't care. Good. I hope the Jews did kill Christ. I'd do it again, I'd fucking do it again in a second.
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