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I take birth control pills, cause I do a lot of fucking. No, I take it to regulate my menstrual cycle and cause I do a lot of fucking. It's so hormoney you know like I want some other kind of birth control, some other kind of contraception so I'm always asking my friends what they use. Like I asked my friend Charlie what he and his wife use for birth control. And he said they use... Oh he just cums on her face. So... We're gonna try that. I don't want to have a baby, I don't want natural child birth. I don't know what the technical words is... Oh like vagina babies I think it is. My genes are poisoned and I know that for a fact, my sister Laura's like the family historian, we're Russian and Polish, you know, Jews. She found out that the village that our great, great, great grand mother came from in Russia was raped and pillaged by Mongolians. So I am part Mongolian rapist. And I will be totally honest with you... I love it. I just feel like it gives me street cred or something and I also feel like, even back then, even while my great, great, great grand mother was being raped, even then I think she knew, you know it's going to be funny some day.
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Sarah Silverman, 2006
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