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Show quote | Sign In to save your setting (remove disclaimer). Photo of Sam Kinison I'm just trying to help, do what ever I can for people. Like the world hunger thing, the USA for Africa. isn't that great did you guy's hear the song? Nice song isn't it. Beautiful. I'm like anybody else on the planet I'm very moved by world hunger. I've seen the commercials, those little kids starving. And I think god how cruel you know. You see a little kid out there and I know the film crew could give this kid a sandwich You know the kids not out there filming a letter from home on a Betamax eh? There's a director five feet away going "Dont feed him yet! get that sandwich out of here, it doesn't work unless he's hungry". But I'm not trying to make fun of world hunger if fact I think I have the answer. If you want to stop world hunger, stop sending them food. Don't send these people another bit folks. You want to send them something, you want to help? Send them U-hauls. Send them U-hauls, some luggage, and send them a guy that goes Hey, we've been driving out here every day with your food for the last thirty or forty years, and we were driving out here, through the desert and it occurred to us that there wouldn't be world hunger if you people lived where the food is! Get out of the desert! You live in a fucking desert! Nothing grows out here! Nothings gonna grow out here! Come here you see this huh? This is sand. You know what it's going to be in another hundred years from now? It's gonna be sand!" "Get your kids, get your shit... We'll take you to where the food is! We have deserts in America, we just don't live in them ass hole!"
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