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Jesus hasn't bother to come back yet that shouldn't discourage us huh? What's it been, 2000 years? Come on, let's stay optimistic, what do you say? No I'm sure it couldn't have anything to do with that fucking going away party we gave the guy huh? I'm sure that didn't hurt his feelings at all. Shit, we're going "Ohh you're coming back soon eh Jesus? Want us to hold your room?" [mocks nailing someone to a cross with a hammer]. It's true, come on we were so mean to the guy. Cause we haven't changed. have we really changed? Jesus came back we'd crucify him again, except this time we'd use an air hammer. [mocks nailing someone to a cross with an air hammer]. Probably have Texaco do it. "Trust your saviour to a man who wears a star." Yeah, poor Jesus. They're up there in heaven now going "Jesus, why don't you go back to earth, make the world happy again and be a symbol of peace and love." He's going "Yeah..." [looking at hand] "Yeah... sure. No I'll go back. Yeah I'll go back as soon as I can play the fucking Piano again! Thanks a lot, I like being the only saviour who can use his hand as a fucking whistle".
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Sam Kinison, 1984
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