Russell Peters - Somebody Gonna Get-a-Hurt Real Bad

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Show quote | Sign In to save your setting (remove disclaimer). Photo of Russell Peters When I was growing up right. I grew up around a lot of black people. Which was fine cause the black people never picked on me. White kids? Not so friendly back then. But every now and then a white kind would come and hang out with us and we were like "Wow. A white kid. I've heard so much about you." And here's where the problem is. When a white kind would hang out with us we'd want to be like the white kid. We would want to start to do everything like the white kid we wanted to copy that white kid so much. And the problem is is when we would start taking that white kid's advice, on how to deal with our parents. That'll get you frigging' murdered man. I remeber hanging around with this one little white boy Ryan when I was ten years old. I went to his house after school one day right, his parents never beat him, and they never even yelled at him. He could do anything he wanted and nothing was going to happen to him but he was an angry kid. We walked into his house after school one day his mom goes Ryan, go clean your room. "Fuck you bitch!" His mom goes "What am I gonna do with him". I go Ryan you can't talk to your mum like that. "Yes I can she's a jackass". Don't say that man she'll hit you. "No she wont, she's not allowed to". What the hell are you talking about man? My parents hit me. "Yeah well next time they try it you tell them to fuck off". Are you sure? "Trust me, it works for me". So I went home... for the last time. I walked in the house and my dad goes "Russell, come and do the dishes". Fuck you dad. "What the hell did you say to me? Do I look like Ryan's mum? Somebody gonna get-a-hurt real bad". That was my dad's threat, right before he beat me every single time. "Oi, Russell. Somebody gonna get-a-hurt real bad". I hated that threat you know why, cause he always said somebody. he'd never tell you it was you. I mean you knew it was you. But he'd give you this hope. "Oi, Russell. Somebody gonna get-a-hurt real bad... Somebody. I'm not going to say who. Ohh I think you might know him very well". I'm at the back praying, I hope it's my brother man. Please.
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