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Photo of Russell Peters Lets suppose there is a Louis Vuitton store. The Indian guy will walk past this Louis Vuitton store everyday of his life and will never step foot into it. "Like not even on their best sale will I be going in there. No thank you". Now Louis Vuitton is having a sale, Jewish guy is going in, and he's buying shit. "It was on sale, what do you want? Maac-us" Chinese people. Sale or no sale. You're going into Louis Vuitton everyday. You never buy shit. But you go in every day. Sales guy: 'Can I help you sir?' "No, we're just looking". Minute the sales guy turns his back the Chinese guy whips out a camera ka ching, ka ching, ka ch-ch-ch-ching. Goes home, emails the pictures to Hong Kong: "Make this bag quickly. We'll sell it to the Indians". That's a sale you never wanna see happening. A Chinese guy trying to sell an Indian guy a Louis Vuitton bag! Neither one can say Louis Vuitton properly.