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I got dumb neighbours. You know the kind of stupid neighbour that says the same dumb thing to you every time he sees you but he thinks he's being real cleaver. But it's annoying too cause I'm outside shovelling the drive way. So the neighbour walks out and says "Hey when you've done that you gonna come over and do mine?" He always says that to me no mater what I'm doing. I'm outside in the summer time mowing the lawn. "Hey when you've done that you gonna come over and do mine?" Caught me in his house, I was in bed with his wife. "So when you done that you gonna... Hey!"
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Russell Peters, 1997
Suggested by Talan
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