Russell Peters on Dating a Porn Star

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Show quote | Sign In to save your setting (remove disclaimer). Photo of Russell Peters I'm single, I was actually dating a porn star. Here's what happened, I was a big fan of porn so I ended up dating a porno chick. Don't do that. It is not what you think it's going to be like, I mean it is what you think it's going to be like when it comes down to, y'know, crunch-time. But it's not the same when you actually start to like the girl cause the girl I was dating, when we started dating was only doing girl-girl scenes. Which was great for me. Cause y'know, that's like the loop-hole of dating a porn star. You can say my girl does porn... Oh yeah, but she only does chicks. And then your guy friends are like "Damn! Really?" And you're like Yeah, that's right. I'm that dick that she's getting y'know what I mean? And then she re-signed a contract and ended up having to do dudes. And that's when I broke up with her cause she was like "Ohh why? Why don't you give it a chance?" Well... Here's the problem... Y'know when most girls come home from a hard day at work their feet are hurting? ...So I'm single.
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