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I hate the entire diet industry. It's a bazillion dollar a year scam that uses fat people as lab rats and Guinea Pigs in cahoots with big drug companies that know that fat people will take anything if you tell them it's going to make them loose weight. There is nothing you can not get a fat person to do to loose weight. Except for stop eating like a fucking hog and do some exercise. That would be extreme. Could never work. I should know cause I've been on every single diet known to humanity. Weight watchers. The Grapefruit Diet, Rice Diet, The Scarsdale Diet, The Beverly Hills Diet, Crystal Meth. That whore Jenny Craig, star fucking whore Jenny Craig. Always looking for a FAT celebrity to team up with. I had my stomach removed and made the size of a wall nut and yet despite the fact that I have no digestion system ever I'm still able to maintain my weight at 180 pounds. I'm like a miracle of modern science with this shit. How does she do it? How does she do it?
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Roseanne Barr, 2006
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