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I was reading in Time magazine where it said that beef farming is destroying a thousand aches of rain forest every single day. Just like you at first I didn't really care I thought well, Monkeys and Parrots and Slugs they ain't even good eating. But then I read further on in that article and I was so shocked. You know what's also in that rain forest? The Cacao tree. The Cacao tree where chocolate comes from. Now there's greedy corporate mutha fuckers are threatening my chocolate supply! This is my radicalising moment. I will not remain silent one second longer. I now call for Jihad! I don't want to live in a world without chocolate! Stop the madness! Stop, the madness.
Roseanne Barr, 2006
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