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Roseanne Cherie Barr was born on 3 November 1952. She was working as a waitress in Denver when, impressed by her sharp wit and astute observations, her customers suggested she try stand up. Her working-class 'domestic goddess' humour became extremely popular and, in August 1985, she appeared on the Tonight Show to much acclaim. This was a springboard for her career and, in 1988, the sitcom Roseanne was aired. Roseanne played the bossy matriarch of a chaotic family. Such was its popularity... moreRoseanne Cherie Barr was born on 3 November 1952. She was working as a waitress in Denver when, impressed by her sharp wit and astute observations, her customers suggested she try stand up. Her working-class 'domestic goddess' humour became extremely popular and, in August 1985, she appeared on the Tonight Show to much acclaim. This was a springboard for her career and, in 1988, the sitcom Roseanne was aired. Roseanne played the bossy matriarch of a chaotic family. Such was its popularity that it ran for nine years winning Roseanne an Emmy and a Golden Globe. During that time she married and, very publicly and acrimoniously, divorced fellow star Tom Arnold. Roseanne returned to stand up in 2005 and in 2006, with a new hair colour, was the subject of a HBO comedy special Roseanne Barr: Blonde N Bitchin'

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3 out of 5 Roseanne Barr on Husbands
A lot of stuff bugs me about being married and a lot of stuff bugs me about husbands y'know. Like when they all the time wanna talk to ya. I hate that. He comes in and says "Roseanne. Don't you think we should talk about our sexual problems?"... more

4 out of 5 Roseanne Barr on Fat Moms
So I'm fat, I thought I'd point that out. Have you ever noticed that fat people don't think like skinny people... We have our own way of thinking. And have you ever asked a fat person for directions? Cause that is when the difference... more

3 out of 5 Roseanne Barr - Call for Chocolate Jihad
I was reading in Time magazine where it said that beef farming is destroying a thousand aches of rain forest every single day. Just like you at first I didn't really care I thought well, Monkeys and Parrots and Slugs they ain't even... more

4 out of 5 Roseanne Barr the Diet Industry Explicit quote warning
I hate the entire diet industry. It's a bazillion dollar a year scam that uses fat people as lab rats and Guinea Pigs in cahoots with big drug companies that know that fat people will take anything if you tell them it's going to make them... more

4 out of 5 Roseanne Barr - Mommies Stash Explicit quote warning
I remember when my older kid found mommies stash. I said "Mommy is involved in experimentations... with a natural substance... that comes off a plant, called THC". And my daughter said, "Yeah, you're giving us all this 'Just say... more

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