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Woman, you know why men buy you all those Long Island Ice Teas. They want to get to know you as a person. Liar! They want your mind to take a hike so they can go Hahahaha you find me repulsive! Cause men when they drink they don't care any more they could walk up to you and go "Hi, what's your name darling? ...Fuck off? Really are you Russian? Fabulous, fabulous that's the beautiful thing! Ohhh I get it you want me to... Miss uptight bitch! Ohhh you're probably a lesbian! Ohhh excuse me I can't say that word any more... Woman in comfortable shoes forgive me!"
Robin Williams
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