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Show quote | Sign In to save your setting (remove disclaimer). Photo of Robin Williams Here's are some little tell tale sign that you have a Cocaine problem, first of all if you come home to your house and you have no furniture and your cats going I'm out of here prick! ...Warning. Number two, if you have this dream where you're doing Cocaine in your sleep and you can't fall asleep and you're doing Cocaine in your sleep and you can't fall asleep and you wake up and your doing Cocaine! Bingo! Number three, if on your tax form it says fifty thousand dollars for snacks! Mayday!
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