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Show quote | Sign In to save your setting (remove disclaimer). Photo of Robin Williams I had to stop drinking alcohol cause I use to wake up nude in my car with my keys in my ass! Not a good thing. "Hi, can I help you? No it's just flooded! I'll be OK!" Don't you see? You're sucked into thinking that beer is a healthy thing. Cause all the time you've got these beer commercials showing manly men doing manly things... "You've just killed a small animal it's time for a beer!" Why not have a realistic beer commercial or some realistic thing about beer where you go "It's five o'clock in the morning you've just pissed on a dumpster it's Millar time!
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