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I meet some strange women, being in show business. I'm glad of that, but strange. You know, I met one lady, came to my hotel room. She was a weight lifter. She was beautiful, man. Came to my hotel room. Beautiful body. She talk all that cosmic shit. And you know, when you want some pussy, you'll talk all that shit with em. Hey, yeah, sure, the cosmos, yeah. Study it often, you know. And we got ready to make love, man. She was naked and stuff. I said, Boy, I'm gonna tear this pussy up. And she got in. I got ready to get on top of her. She said... Oh, were not going to fuck. And I always be thinking about my career or somethin. I don't want to be fucking around, end up in the paper. Man Tries to Take Pussy. You know, cause that's low-down. I don't wanna be like that. I don't want nobody say that "Ha ha, made you move. Stole the seat, had to move. April fool." Right? You know. But I don't wonder why women don't say that thing before your dick get hard. You know, when they get to the hotel "We're not fucking. Thank you." And I tell my dick. Were not gonna fuck. So be cool, right? It's just some bullshit conversation till some pussy come along. So shut up. But they wait till your dick hard enough to cut diamonds. Then they be talking about, Were not going to fuck.
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Richard Pryor, 1983
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