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Knives just make my heart go help! I don't even be cool with knives, they just chill me, I just go help! And mutha fuckers never stab you in real life like they do in the movies. You know in the movies they make it look like drama but if you see a mutha fucker with a knife... Run! Fuck all that shit you heard... Run! If you can. If you can't run, fly! But get the fuck out of the way! Knives make blood drip down your arm! And out of your heart! I'm not bullshitting, in the movies they make it look cool... Give you a chance to get your jacket off and wrap it around you arm... Come on buster! In real life mutha fuckers stab you awkwardly. And you be trying to kick that shit out of the way they cut all that loose. And if they get real mad at you they stab the ambulance driver when he gets there... Leave the mutha fucker alone! I ain't through, back off! And you can't fake dead when you been stabbed because that blood be easing out giving you away. Ohhh you ain't dead mutha fucker! Get you ass up. Got blood all over my pants!
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Richard Pryor, 1978
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