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Photo of Richard PryorI use to wonder was I the only one in the world that farted. I use to think that man and I use to really get up tight about that man. Cause I couldn't imagine anybody else doing it, you know. Cause it's such a natural thing, but it never happens much. People try to hide it. My father use to really fart great in the morning. He did, he'd walk through the house brrrrrp brrrrrp brrrrrp! Girls never fart man right? Girls poot, they go "Pooooot". I use to wonder I'd say I wonder if Jaclyn Kennedy farts? "How do you do Mrs. Kennedy" Brrrrrp. Or the Pope. He doesn't do anything though, that's why he's pious. Right and the guy's are going "Why don't you fart?" If he does it'll be like a balloon.
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Richard Pryor, 1968

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