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One thing about a public toilet is if somebody recognize my ass. You know, cause you could go in the toilet all your life. You go in the toilet and take a shit and nobody say nothin. They may make a face when you leave, right? But they see me, they start talkin, Richard Pryor! That was you in there shittin? Man, you don't never need to shit in public. Hey, everybody, come here. Richard Pryor is in here shittin! And they got them. You ever go into them urinals? Ladies probably never seen this. It's got them big urinals and shit. And the men go in there and stand right up in the urinal... Like they hidin' their shit or somethin. They'd be right up in there like... And look each other in the eye. That's the way men look each other in the eye cause you don't look down. You look down... What you looking at? Only trouble I have in there, people wanna meet me. Be pissing, talking about, Richard Pryor! "Oh, shit, I'm sorry, man. Here, shake my hand." Fuck you! Everybody be standing up like this and be cool, Jack, just lookin in the eye. Then some big dick motherfucker come in, right? Stand way back here. What's happening, fellas? You wanna watch it over there to the left? I'm gonna shake it to the left, You better move too buddy.
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Richard Pryor, 1983
Suggested by DJKing
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