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The thing is, you have a choice of a judge or a jury. You're a smuck, if you ever take the judge, because the thing is you're going to tell him a story to convince him. What kind of shit are you going to tell the judge that he hasn't already heard? You get twelve impressionable people, solid. Now as far as getting a boyish attorney, solid. Because you are that prejudice, who is more likely to murder his daughter and rape her, in a drunken state? An Irish father, an Italian father or a Jewish father? Even the Irish know that the Irish would. So if you are that prejudice and screwed up man, what Jewish father would do that? Are you kidding. What Italian father would do that? It's only the Irish that sell their kids for bottles with a lot of bullshit. The Irish are the most persecuted minority group ever. Everyone is always bitching a drunk and would like to thwart a Fardy. Unfortunately for the Irish. Writing came in the fifth century and so they memorised everything and they're genius orators. So when they came over here (United States) they got the gig's in government. They where the heat. They were the rulers. And people got drunk with that man.
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