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Miami beach you can tell is Jewish, you know why? Nothing moves on Miami beach. If there's a Jew on a vacation they're only
looking for one thing, a place to sit... he sees a chair, it's a successful vacation. Jewish resorts are the only place that
advertise "Brand new lobby!", here's the lobby, that's the chair... and they spend the whole vacation judging chairs, "This is a
better chair than that chair." Irving you call this a chair? Come here you gotta try this chair! Take a look I found a chair!
When a Jew feels like an athlete he makes an announcement "I'm going for a walk." You know where they walk, another lobby, another chair and that's it.
Jackie Mason, 1996
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