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It's not always an advantage to be recognised when walking down the street. I recon I now know what's it's like to be a woman. Builders are the worse aren't they ladies? I don't know what it is about builders they can not keep their mouth shut. When they see a member of the opposite sex or me. And it happened to me the other day I have advice for you now I know how to deal with it girls cause this is what you must do. It happened to me the other day and I hear this "Oi oi Jack. Ooooiiii." And of course you turn rounds and there's this lobotomised gibbon hanging off a scaffold. So thick it was hurting, you know. "Uh Jack Uhh uhh". And this is what you're meant to do, what you must do is confront them ladies. It's very important confront them cause in actual fact they've got nothing more to say, that's it. When they've done the whistling and the shouting that's it, they've finished. They've got it out of their system. Cause I did, I turned around and said Yeah what? ..."Uhhh ummm, show us your tits?". Now don't get me wrong I have a lot of respect for that trade and I know that building work a lot of it is very difficult and intricate which is why I don't think that builders should be allowed to do it. Why do builders have see-through lunch boxes? So they can tell if they're going home or coming to work. It's true.
Jack Dee, 1998
Suggested by Kirk
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