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George Carlin on Abortion
Why? Why? Why? Why? Why is it that most of the people who are against abortion are people you wouldn't want to f*** in the first place? Boy these conservatives are really something aren't they? they're all in favour of the unborn. They... more
George Carlin on Dahmer and McVeigh
These guys Jeffrey Dahmer and Timothy McVeigh. Right away everyone wants to kill them. Let me tell you something, you don't kill guys like that. That's exactly what they want. You know what you do... You let them off with a warning,... more
George Carlin on the Ruling Class
I'd like to talk about some things that bring us together. Things that point out our similarities instead of our differences, cause thats all you ever hear about in this country is our differences. Thats all the media and the politicians... more
George Carlin on Last Requests
The story is that if you're condemned to death they have to give you one last meal of your choice but what is all that about anyway? I mean a group of people plans to kill you so they want you to eat something you'd like, is it a joke? Do they... more
George Carlin on Backwards Baseball Hats
White guys, over ten years of age who wear their Baseball hats backwards. White guys let me tell you something... You're never going to be as cool as black guys... You're white... and you're lame. It's a f***ing law of nature. Turning... more
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