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Photo of George CarlinThe story is that if you're condemned to death they have to give you one last meal of your choice but what is all that about anyway? I mean a group of people plans to kill you so they want you to eat something you'd like, is it a joke? Do they think the food part will take you mind of the dying part? Or do they just prefer to kill you when you're coming off a peek experience so that your full of positive energy? I'm not sure what sick game is going on but what the hell you might as well play along, have a little fun, order a happy meal, tell them you want to go to Hooters and eat on the patio.

George Carlin, 2001

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